Here goes a few jokes which may make you smile after a hectic day at the office!
1. Bandaged blonde
A blonde with bandaged arm and foot meets her friend.
Friend: What happened to you?
Blonde: I was using a vacuum cleaner and it hit me in the arm
Friend: But why is your foot bandaged?
Blonde: I kicked it back!
2. Happy Marriage
Husband: Honey, both that journalist and the engineer proposed to our daughter!
Wife: So, who's the lucky guy?
Husband: The engineer! because our daughter married the journalist.
3. Marriage
The first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
The second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
The third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
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